On February 2nd, 2025, famous Boston Twitch Streamer, BigBoofBaDoof, attempted a feat only two other figures in history have ever accomplished. One of them died in doing so. Taking a break from his usual gaming, the Doof live-streamed himself literally flying in the face of danger. These are transcripts taken from that stream. 

10:47 PM:  

Hey, Chat. It’s BigBoofBaDoof! So, all y’all have been talking about me being too cocky or somethin.’ At first, I was like, “good,” you know. Then somebody else was like, “no, not that kind of cocky. Like, you got too much hubris.” I’ll be honest, I didn’t know what hubris was. I thought he meant maybe a “huge bris” ‘cuz I be hella circumcised. But then I looked into it and saw that it’s like, when you’re just a total baller. 

I was looking for examples when I found this story about two guys who made wax wings to fly with. I was like, yo, that’s dope, but then I saw one of them crashed. That ain’t too baller in my eyes. So, what I’m gonna do is basically the same thing as Icapuss, but The Doof ain’t planning to die.

At this point, The Doof walked over to a pair of wax wings.

See these babies? I had some nerds make ‘em for me. What I’m gonna do is go on the roof of my house and just jump. The guys who made ‘em said they had like a fifty/fifty chance of working. 5,050 percent sounds pretty good to me, so let’s go.

11:38 PM:

The Doof stood on his roof. He was wearing his wings and a helmet. When he realized the helmet would cover up his “fresh cut,” he threw it to the side. He wore a GoPro to chronicle his adventures.

Okay, taking a look around. Being real, my roof is a lot higher up than I thought it would be. It’s all good though cuz I’m gonna be gliding. Alright, let’s get going.

Jumping from his roof, The Doof screamed loudly. Passersby reported hearing what they assumed to be a parrot that had just escaped from an asthmatic five-year-old girl’s house.

AW SHIT! AW SHIT! AW SHIT! AW SHIT–

Wait, it’s working. Yo, it’s working!!!!

He glided over his town. Crowds of people stood staring at him. His dreams had come true.

12:01 PM:

I’m feelin’ it. The view is nice as hell, yo. But, you know what? Could be nicer. I’m flyin’ high, baby!

The Doof used his wings to go higher. He attempted a primal scream while doing so, but passersby reported that it sounded like a dying cat.

12:24 PM

Bro, I’m up here like an angel or squirrel or something. Shit’s crazy. Only problem so far is that it’s kinda cold. I don’t get it though, cuz it’s sunny as shit. Maybe if I get higher up, I’ll start feelin’ those rays.

The Doof went even higher in the sky.

Okay, not really feelin’ a difference, but I don’t know if I’mma go higher up. That Icky Harris, like, burned his wings off or something. I’m gonna just tough it out.

12:25 PM

I don’t think I can tough this one out, chat. It’s like all this wind keeps hitting my face. Shit’s crazy, bro. I’m getting higher.

12:48 PM

The Doof had repeated this pattern of raising himself higher until, as he put it, “people be lookin’ like little dots swimming around the city like sperm in the womb.”

Bro, I’m not feeling this anymore. I’m still cold, and I just realized I have no idea how to land. Honestly, I think my best bet’s going up to an airplane so they can pick me up. Here I go!

12:52 PM

Alright, I tried getting on an airplane, but nobody would open the door for me. Probably cuz no one wants to help each other anymore because society’s like, bad now. I’m getting a little scared cuz my wings are looking a lot thinner than before. This shit’s straight up melting, dawg. Only thing I can think of is trying to land on a cloud. Maybe I’ll think of something after I catch a few Zs. Now’s a good time to like and subscribe, by the way, if you haven’t yet. Let’s find us a cloud!

While a cloud would not have held him up, BigBoofBaDoof never even made it to one. His wings melted, and he plummeted down. The nation mourned, and his story lives on. In the future, maybe it’ll be the Legend of BigBoofBaDoof that gets illustrated in books, shown to our children as an example of man’s hubris. Or maybe we’ll all just forget about him. Probably that.